LABOUR’S manifesto promises to reverse decades of free-market mismanagement and return Tom Baker to his rightful position as Doctor Who. The leaked manifesto claims the ‘Thatcherite’ Peter Davison era was a ‘betrayal of the working classes’, and that it, and all subsequent incarnations, would be declared invalid. Jeremy Corbyn said: “There has only ever been […]
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that; ‘When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount’. However, in government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing a committee to […]
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1970 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2017 – Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs […]
Fuck is an obscene English-language word, which refers to the act of sexual intercourse and is also commonly used as an intensifier or to denote disdain. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around 1475, although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term fuck and its […]
Theresa May has asked MPs to back her plan to destroy Alderaan, insisting it is the only way to defeat the Rebel Alliance. With a debate at the Houses of Parliament expected to last all day, the new prime minister insists the case for destroying Alderaan is clear, despite opponents who claim innocent lives will […]
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking…. Scared the shit out of me. So that’s it! After today, no more reading.
There’s an annual contest at the Griffith University in Australia, calling for the appropriate definition of a contemporary term. A few years ago, the term was ‘political correctness’. The winning student wrote: Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which hold forth the proposition that […]
It was my daughter’s birthday last week and she shares it with the hardest man in the world. Some Chuck Norris facts you may not know:- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because […]