Parliament votes to napalm Love Island

Parliament has passed a new resolution, calling for Love Island to be unilaterally napalmed. The television series for people without the balls to find some proper pornography has been rumbling on for what feels like nine years. “No good has come of it and it’s melting the already gooey brains of the populace,” confirmed MP, […]

I might have to vote Labour

LABOUR’S manifesto promises to reverse decades of free-market mismanagement and return Tom Baker to his rightful position as Doctor Who.  The leaked manifesto claims the ‘Thatcherite’ Peter Davison era was a ‘betrayal of the working classes’, and that it, and all subsequent incarnations, would be declared invalid. Jeremy Corbyn said: “There has only ever been […]

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