School 1970 v 2017

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1970 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2017 – Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs […]

The Word FUCK

Fuck is an obscene English-language word, which refers to the act of sexual intercourse and is also commonly used as an intensifier or to denote disdain. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around 1475, although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term fuck and its […]

Political Correctness

There’s an annual contest at the Griffith University in Australia, calling for the appropriate definition of a contemporary term. A few years ago, the term was ‘political correctness’. The winning student wrote: Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which hold forth the proposition that […]

Happy Birthday Chuck

It was my daughter’s birthday last week and she shares it with the hardest man in the world. Some Chuck Norris facts you may not know:- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because […]

Budget Through The Ages

“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance”.   So said Cicero in the […]

Terror Alerts

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies […]

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