Moose Almighty

The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like as a gift.

Very quietly, so as not to sound too cheeky, I told them . . . .

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”

Louis Walsh!

How can can you claim others are cheating when John & Edward do a Vanilla Ice song?

I can’t remember Freddie rapping like that.

Louis – you are a moron!

Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems.

I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job – Go F**k Yourself Moron!

Are we not taxed enough on booze? If I suffer later in life and have to use the NHS because of my drinking, guess what? I’ve bloody well paid for it through the tax on my beer each and every time I buy a pint.

Tripling the price on alcohol will send just about every pub and club out of business, less revenue will be made for the tax office, other taxes will have to rise to cover the shortfall and thousands of people will join the dole queue for which taxes will have to rise to cover this additional cost.

Do you really think this person should be taken seriously?

I don’t usually agree with the Government and especially not with that moron Alan Johnson BUT he was so right to get rid of Professor Nutt.

Nutt’s statement was totally irresponsible and basically gave the green light for hundreds of youngsters to start doing drugs because it’s not that bad. Wrong message arsehole! Factually right or wrong has nothing to do with it. I have had people have a go a me for drinking too much while they roll another spliff and now they have a champion in David Nutt.

The Government will NOT legalise drugs and ban smoking and booze so why mention what he did. Everyone wants their 15 minutes!