The World According To Moose

A 3 year old boy was examining his testicles whilst taking a bath, ‘Mum’ he asked, ‘are these my brains?’ ‘No, not yet!’ replied his mother.  

You will need: 1. A T-Shirt 2. A Black Cat 3. An Iron The cat may want to get away. If this is the case use the iron to knock it out. You may also have to break the cats leg to get the positioning just right. Wear your t-shirt with pride!

The Catholic Church is calling for Gordon Brown to allow a free vote on the latest bill to do with stem cell research using embryos. Personally I believe all votes in parliament should be free but this is not what the church is saying. What they actually want is for MP’s to vote with their [...]

Well, I did say hopefully. But, it looks like he’s staying. The RFU are now hinting at bringing in Martin Johnson as manager and while he has no managerial experience as such, he must have learnt something from his time under Sir Clive Woodward and if he serves as a talisman for the team it [...]

Hopefully, within the next hour or so it will be revealed that Brian Ashton has been sacked as England coach. Hopefully, but I doubt it. The problem is that the RFU would have to admit it has made another mistake and that will not happen. Anyone who is remotely ‘clued-up’ about English rugby will see [...]