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Entries for June, 2008

Check The Oil

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in the North Sea Our DIPSTICKS [...]

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This Day In History

I noticed that this day in 1989 the American actor Victor French died. It struck me as kind of strange that the words Victor and French actually appear in the same sentence. Now that doesn’t happen everyday.

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England Put To The Sword?

Yes, that was the opening line in the BBC’s report of England’s match against the All Blacks. Personally speaking I switched off when New Zealand scored their two tries in the opening 10 minutes of the second half. The first try (in the second half) was scored after a forward pass. If someone passes the [...]

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When Does It Become Fraud?

Derek Conway paid his son £40,000 for doing nothing and was suspended from the house for 10 days and I am guessing he has to pay this money back at some time. This was our money that he used and what I want to know is when the police will be called and charge this [...]

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How Stupid Does GB Think We Are?

Gordon is a moron, but I think most Brits already knew that. Our idiotic PM is planning to raise tax on older ‘polluting’ cars to save “1.3m tonnes of CO2 and increase the number of clean cars” – his own words in parliament today. This is a tax on people who can not afford a [...]

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