Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari – rumours are that he dived from the car before it hit the barrier!

The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10 yards away!

Alex Ferguson, meanwhile, is claiming that the Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.

Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldo’s crash say he was only lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over 10 times!!

Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that Ronaldo’s car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately, following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest car driver.

Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds best, and earns £140000 per week cannot take a corner.

“Anyway he was all right, he was walking, added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who can walk away from a massive car smash but spend five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down!