The World According To Moose

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Who to vote for?

So, it’s time to vote. Me personally, I am going to vote for the party that came second in my area last time. It’s my way of saying I don’t want my local MP representing me any more after he has had his snout in the trough with the rest of the pigs. But I [...]

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Bored

How boring is this election? How do you choose between a boring scots git and a posh twat? I will probably vote Lib Dem, just because Nick Clegg is NOT Gordon Brown or David Cameron. No other reason needed.

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I’m Back

New design, and new impetus to start blogging again. Watch this space.

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Misunderstanding

The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like as a gift. Very quietly, so as not to sound too cheeky, I told them . . . . I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It [...]

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Vanilla Ice is Queen????

Louis Walsh! How can can you claim others are cheating when John & Edward do a Vanilla Ice song? I can’t remember Freddie rapping like that. Louis – you are a moron!

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