The World According To Moose » Football

Lampard wins appeal over red card

Moose — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:22:54 +0000

I should bloody well think so.

It was an awful decision and while I fully appreciate Liverpool deserved the win it gifted them the opportunity.

If Ref’s want this ‘respect’ thing to work they have to realise it is a two way street.

Personally, i have no respect for Mike Riley.

Ronaldo

Moose — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:27:50 +0000

Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari – rumours are that he dived from the car before it hit the barrier!

The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10 yards away!

Alex Ferguson, meanwhile, is claiming that the Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.

Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldo’s crash say he was only lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over 10 times!!

Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that Ronaldo’s car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately, following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest car driver.

Police are investigating why a player voted the worlds best, and earns £140000 per week cannot take a corner.

“Anyway he was all right, he was walking, added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who can walk away from a massive car smash but spend five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down!

Wasn’t meant to be

Moose — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:33:01 +0000

Well done to Man Utd. You have been the form team throughout the season so I guess it was deserved.

Revenge will be sweet in Moscow.

Good Luck Wigan

Moose — Sun, 11 May 2008 12:17:14 +0000

Reading a lot of forum posts it would seem that Man Utd fans are really nervous. Fair enough I guess but they are huge favourites to win this afternoon.

The only thing is that football is a funny old game and you just never know. I will be supporting two teams this afternoon – so come on Chelsea and Wigan!!!

Well Done Tottenham

Moose — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:16:39 +0000

Congratulations go to Spurs. They were the better team by far for most of the match.

While I do not wish take anything away from their victory, what the hell was Avram doing with the subs. Anelka should have come off at half time with Joe Cole taking his place. The substitutions were just weird.

I miss Jose!