When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. Later I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; [...]
So, Heather McCartney does have a cat after all.
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in the North Sea Our DIPSTICKS [...]
Over the weekend the wife demanded that I take her out somewhere expensive. So I took her to the petrol station. She also demanded to be taken somewhere she had never been. I took her to the kitchen.
Why is it that Channel 4′s Big Brother are allowed to install loads of cameras in a house and watch the residents’ every move. But when I put one tiny camera in my neighbour’s bathroom I get bound over for 12 months. There’s no justice.
