The World According To Moose

New design, and new impetus to start blogging again. Watch this space.

I will be posting and updating this site soon.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. Later I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; [...]

So, Heather McCartney does have a cat after all.