The World According To Moose » Whatever http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk Moose Almighty Wed, 13 Oct 2010 17:48:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 I’m Back http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/whatever/im-back-2/ http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/whatever/im-back-2/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:03:56 +0000 Moose http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/?p=267 New design, and new impetus to start blogging again.

Watch this space.

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]]> http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/whatever/what-the-f/feed/ 2 The Journey Of A Man http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/whatever/the-journey-of-a-man/ http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/whatever/the-journey-of-a-man/#comments Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:43:15 +0000 Moose http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/?p=95 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

Later I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am just looking for a girl with big tits.

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