A 3 year old boy was examining his testicles whilst taking a bath,

‘Mum’ he asked, ‘are these my brains?’

‘No, not yet!’ replied his mother.

You will need:
1. A T-Shirt
2. A Black Cat
3. An Iron

The cat may want to get away. If this is the case use the iron to knock it out. You may also have to break the cats leg to get the positioning just right.

Wear your t-shirt with pride!

The Catholic Church is calling for Gordon Brown to allow a free vote on the latest bill to do with stem cell research using embryos. Personally I believe all votes in parliament should be free but this is not what the church is saying. What they actually want is for MP’s to vote with their consience, in other words by their religion. My local MP is their to represent his constituents and not his religion. How on earth is this democracy?

MP’s should consult people who are experts in this field and then only vote once they are more informed on the subject. This is democracy!

The church used to play a part in politics many years ago and it was called the ‘dark ages’ for a reason. The world is not flat and we do not imprison men of science any more. Most of us listen and learn from them, unless of course God has told us otherwise.

Further reading available here

Well, I did say hopefully. But, it looks like he’s staying.

The RFU are now hinting at bringing in Martin Johnson as manager and while he has no managerial experience as such, he must have learnt something from his time under Sir Clive Woodward and if he serves as a talisman for the team it might just work. Hopefully!

Hopefully, within the next hour or so it will be revealed that Brian Ashton has been sacked as England coach. Hopefully, but I doubt it. The problem is that the RFU would have to admit it has made another mistake and that will not happen.

Anyone who is remotely ‘clued-up’ about English rugby will see that the players play a completely different game at club level from when they play under Ashton. The man is probably a decent coach but he is tactically naive at best and technically ignorant at worst. He is not a manager and that is what England had with Clive Woodward and that is what we need now.

If you are unsure about this, simply watch some club rugby and see how good these players are. Although I personally wouldn’t pick the same 15 as Ashton the players he selected were more than good enough to win the grand slam at a canter.

We have a wealth of good coaches in England, the only problem is, we need a manager and the two are very different positions.