I watched Question Time for the first time in ages the other night. I guess it is correctly named but it would be nice to see ‘answer time’ occasionally.
These useless two faced politicians couldn’t answer a question if their lives depended upon it.
Next week they will have David Miliband on, so I presume it will be at an earlier time, so as not to interfere with the little boys bedtime.

Over the weekend the wife demanded that I take her out somewhere expensive.

So I took her to the petrol station.

She also demanded to be taken somewhere she had never been.

I took her to the kitchen.

Northern Rock is expecting to pay back its loan to the Bank of England by 2010. But they have said that, should the credit squeeze get worse and house prices start to tumble, then the repayments could be in jeopardy and they may struggle to make their commitments.
Do you think they will now be sympathetic to their customers who face the same hardships or will they foreclose on an ever increasing number of struggling people? Hmm! I wonder.
They managed their finances badly and were bailed out by us (the taxpayers). I have managed my finances badly - any chance I could be bailed out - I think not.
The banks caused the credit crunch and are now using this as an excuse to make even larger profits over the next few years.
May they burn in the pit of hades for all time!

Why is it that Channel 4’s Big Brother are allowed to install loads of cameras in a house and watch the residents’ every move. But when I put one tiny camera in my neighbour’s bathroom I get bound over for 12 months. There’s no justice.

Well done to Man Utd. You have been the form team throughout the season so I guess it was deserved.

Revenge will be sweet in Moscow.