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		<title>Misunderstanding</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like  as a gift. 
Very quietly, so as not to sound  too cheeky, I told them . . . .
I was quite  surprised when they gave me a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The wife and I live next door to two lesbians.</em> <em>It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like  as a gift. </em></p>
<p><em>Very quietly, so as not to sound  too cheeky, I told them . . . .</em></p>
<p><em>I was quite  surprised when they gave me a Rolex.</em></p>
<p><em>It was very nice of  them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, &#8220;I wanna  watch.&#8221;</em></p>
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		<title>Vanilla Ice is Queen????</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[X-Factor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Louis Walsh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Queen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Louis Walsh!
How can can you claim others are cheating when John &#38; Edward do a Vanilla Ice song?
I can&#8217;t remember Freddie rapping like that.
Louis &#8211; you are a moron!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Louis Walsh!</p>
<p>How can can you claim others are cheating when John &amp; Edward do a Vanilla Ice song?</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t remember Freddie rapping like that.</p>
<p>Louis &#8211; you are a moron!</p>
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		<title>Nutt and Booze</title>
		<link>http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/current-affairs/nutt-and-booze/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Current Affairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcohol Prices]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dole]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems.
I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job &#8211; Go F**k Yourself [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems.</p>
<p>I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job &#8211; Go F**k Yourself Moron!</p>
<p>Are we not taxed enough on booze? If I suffer later in life and have to use the NHS because of my drinking, guess what? I&#8217;ve bloody well paid for it through the tax on my beer each and every time I buy a pint.</p>
<p>Tripling the price on alcohol will send just about every pub and club out of business, less revenue will be made for the tax office, other taxes will have to rise to cover the shortfall and thousands of people will join the dole queue for which taxes will have to rise to cover this additional cost.</p>
<p>Do you really think this person should be taken seriously?</p>
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		<title>Nutt by name Nut by nature!</title>
		<link>http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/current-affairs/nutt-by-name-nut-by-nature/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moose</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[15 Minutes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/?p=245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually agree with the Government and especially not with that moron Alan Johnson BUT he was so right to get rid of Professor Nutt.
Nutt&#8217;s statement was totally irresponsible and basically gave the green light for hundreds of youngsters to start doing drugs because it&#8217;s not that bad. Wrong message arsehole! Factually right or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually agree with the Government and especially not with that moron Alan Johnson BUT he was so right to get rid of Professor Nutt.</p>
<p>Nutt&#8217;s statement was totally irresponsible and basically gave the green light for hundreds of youngsters to start doing drugs because it&#8217;s not that bad. Wrong message arsehole! Factually right or wrong has nothing to do with it. I have had people have a go a me for drinking too much while they roll another spliff and now they have a champion in David Nutt.</p>
<p>The Government will NOT legalise drugs and ban smoking and booze so why mention what he did. Everyone wants their 15 minutes!</p>
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		<title>New Posts Coming</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will be posting and updating this site soon.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will be posting and updating this site soon.</p>
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