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	<title>Moose Almighty</title>
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	<description>The World According To Moose</description>
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		<title>Misunderstanding</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like  as a gift. 
Very quietly, so as not to sound  too cheeky, I told them . . . .
I was quite  surprised when they gave me a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/jokes/misunderstanding/</link>
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		<title>Vanilla Ice is Queen????</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Louis Walsh!
How can can you claim others are cheating when John &#38; Edward do a Vanilla Ice song?
I can&#8217;t remember Freddie rapping like that.
Louis &#8211; you are a moron!
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		<link>http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/x-factor/vanilla-ice-is-queen/</link>
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		<title>Nutt and Booze</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems.
I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job &#8211; Go F**k Yourself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/current-affairs/nutt-and-booze/</link>
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		<title>Nutt by name Nut by nature!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually agree with the Government and especially not with that moron Alan Johnson BUT he was so right to get rid of Professor Nutt.
Nutt&#8217;s statement was totally irresponsible and basically gave the green light for hundreds of youngsters to start doing drugs because it&#8217;s not that bad. Wrong message arsehole! Factually right or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.moosealmighty.co.uk/current-affairs/nutt-by-name-nut-by-nature/</link>
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		<title>New Posts Coming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I will be posting and updating this site soon.
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