The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like as a gift.
Very quietly, so as not to sound too cheeky, I told them . . . .
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
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