The World According To Moose

So, it’s time to vote. Me personally, I am going to vote for the party that came second in my area last time. It’s my way of saying I don’t want my local MP representing me any more after he has had his snout in the trough with the rest of the pigs. But I live in such a safe Tory area my vote is almost meaningless.

One of the things that has amazed me in this election is the lack of attack on George Osborne. The economy is the number one issue and therefore the prospective chancellors should be of great importance. Darling has done the job, right or wrong at least he has an idea of what to expect. Cable is an economist and knows his stuff. But George is only there because he is a mate of Dave’s, and you people will probably vote that way.

How boring is this election? How do you choose between a boring scots git and a posh twat?

I will probably vote Lib Dem, just because Nick Clegg is NOT Gordon Brown or David Cameron. No other reason needed.

New design, and new impetus to start blogging again.

Watch this space.

The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like as a gift.

Very quietly, so as not to sound too cheeky, I told them . . . .

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”

Louis Walsh!

How can can you claim others are cheating when John & Edward do a Vanilla Ice song?

I can’t remember Freddie rapping like that.

Louis – you are a moron!