The World According To Moose

How boring is this election? How do you choose between a boring scots git and a posh twat?

I will probably vote Lib Dem, just because Nick Clegg is NOT Gordon Brown or David Cameron. No other reason needed.

New design, and new impetus to start blogging again.

Watch this space.

The wife and I live next door to two lesbians. It was my birthday coming up and they kindly asked me what I would like as a gift.

Very quietly, so as not to sound too cheeky, I told them . . . .

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”

Louis Walsh!

How can can you claim others are cheating when John & Edward do a Vanilla Ice song?

I can’t remember Freddie rapping like that.

Louis – you are a moron!

Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems.

I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job – Go F**k Yourself Moron!

Are we not taxed enough on booze? If I suffer later in life and have to use the NHS because of my drinking, guess what? I’ve bloody well paid for it through the tax on my beer each and every time I buy a pint.

Tripling the price on alcohol will send just about every pub and club out of business, less revenue will be made for the tax office, other taxes will have to rise to cover the shortfall and thousands of people will join the dole queue for which taxes will have to rise to cover this additional cost.

Do you really think this person should be taken seriously?