How Government Works

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that; ‘When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount’. However, in government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing a committee to […]

School 1970 v 2017

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1970 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2017 – Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs […]

The Word FUCK

Fuck is an obscene English-language word, which refers to the act of sexual intercourse and is also commonly used as an intensifier or to denote disdain. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around 1475, although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term fuck and its […]

Moose Almighty © 2015 Frontier Theme