Moose Almighty

I am sorry but I have had enough of these greenie tree hugger yoghurt eating hippies calling for police brutality at the G20 the other day.

Sure, there is evidence of the police going over the top and some of them will be suspended and possibly sacked but I would just love it if the people that were protesting were burgled today and a police officer could not come round because they were suspended – could you imagine the amount of shit the police would receive for that???

Look at other countries who have hosted G8 of G20 conferences, and look at how their police have sorted out the protesters? We let these bunch of ‘un-washed tree huggers’ get away with breaking the law and when the police react to severe provocation the media demonise the most tolerant police force in the world.

Shame on the media and shame on the hippies who need to get a job, a life and some soap! You are willing to hug a Polar Bear or a tree but you would gladly hurt a British police officer just for doing his job. You make me sick!

Tags: Breaking The Law, British Police, Conferences, Confrences, G20, G8, Hippies, Imagine, Job, Love, People, Polar Bear, Police Brutality, Police Force, Police Officer, Protesters, Provocation, Shame, Shit, Soap, Tree Hugger

It seems these days that the English identity is being eroded. We have to be British first and English second, whereas the Welsh or Scots (quite rightly so) are Welsh or Scottish first and British second.
As an example Tim Henman is British, but Andy Murray is Scottish, and I don’t have a problem with this, but Tim Henman was never referred to as English, always British.

Perhaps a little poem might explain it a bit better:-

OUR ENGLAND

Goodbye my England, so long old friend
Your days are numbered, being brought to an end.
To be Scottish or Irish or Welsh that’s just fine,
But don’t say you’re English that’s way out of line!

The French and the Germans may call themselves such,
As may the Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch.
You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane,
But don’t say you are English ever again.

At Broadcasting House that word is taboo,
In Brussels they’ve scrapped it, in Parliament too.
Even schools are affected, staff do as they’re told,
They mustn’t teach children about the England of old.

Writers like Shakespeare, Milton or Shaw,
Do pupils not learn about them no more?
How about Agincourt, Hastings or Mons?
Where England lost hosts of her very brave sons.

We’re not Europeans, how can we be?
Europe is miles away, over the sea!
We’re English from England let’s all be proud.
Stand up and be counted, shout it out loud!

Let’s tell Gordon and Brussels too.
We’re proud of our heritage, not just red, white and blue.
Fly the flag of St. George, not the Union Jack!
Let the World know ENGLAND is back!

Tags: Andy Murray, Brave Sons, Europeans, Fly The Flag, Hastings, Old Friend, Scots, Shakespeare, St George, Tim Henman, Welsh

GORDON Brown last night dismissed calls to surrender his £123,000 a year pension when he is forced to stop being prime minister next June.

Mr Brown was defiant in the face of City outrage despite the UK government’s annual operating loss of £100bn, rising to £1.5 trillion when the write-down of its banking assets is taken into account.

The prime minister said: “I’ve been building up this pension since I became an MP, it’s all completely legal and now you want to take it away because I’ve been catastrophically bad at my job and you’re looking for a scapegoat. What gives?”

He added: “Yes I’ve been in charge of financial regulation for 12 years, yes I encouraged the housing bubble, and yes I pissed billions up the wall giving pointless jobs to Labour voters, but I fail to see what any of this has to do with me being incredibly well off.”

Brown’s £3m pension pot is expected to cast the spotlight on the extravagant retirement packages of other failed politicians including Alistair Darling’s inexplicable £1.7m and the £1.5m awarded to John Prescott for being a national disgrace for 10 years.

Meanwhile Margaret Beckett has a fund worth £1.7m, and Tessa Jowell has £1m even though no-one has the faintest idea what either of these actually do.

Critics insist Mr Brown has a moral duty to hand back his pension fund as he will inevitably receive a multi-million pound advance for two volumes of eye-gougingly tedious memoirs which will end up in the bargain bucket at WH Smith within a fortnight.

Martin Bishop, head of pension rows at the Institute for Studies, said: “It’s a fascinating dynamic. The politicians blame the bankers, the bankers blame the politicians, and the ordinary taxpayer is down on all fours with a confused look on his face, being fucked at both ends.”

Tags: Alistair Darling, All Fours, Bargain Bucket, City Outrage, Faintest Idea, Gordon Brown, Housing Bubble, John Prescott, Labour Voters, Margaret Beckett, Martin Bishop, Moral Duty, Mr Brown, National Disgrace, Pension Fund, Pension Pot, Retirement Packages, Scapegoat, Tessa Jowell, Wh Smith

The Scottish Government have outlined plans to ban special offers on alcohol sales. They plan to bring in a minimum sales price per unit to help people with a drinking problem.

Now, I don’t live in Scotland but I am sure if this doesn’t cause a huge problem it will be brought into England and Wales pretty soon.

I enjoy a drink, sometimes I enjoy a large drink, but recently with the price increases of alcohol in Pubs and the Credit Crunch, I have taken to having a drink at home. The Beer from my local supermarket is reasonably priced and I can afford it. So why the hell should I be punished for people who have a problem. What the f**k have I done to deserve this.

This is nothing short of a new stealth tax. If you doubled the price of drugs would it help the problem – of course not. People in power need to understand that it is them who have driven us all to drink in the first place and we can’t afford to go out anymore, we can’t afford to do anything else, so we stay at home with a drink, hurting nobody, but because of a tiny minority with a problem the silent majority are yet again going to pay.

Here is a newsflash for those squares in power – I drink more than 10 units a week, sometimes I get a bit drunk – the only drink problem I have is when the bloody bar shuts at 11pm or my money runs out. You guys need to get out more because this is NORMAL behaviour.

Tags: Alcohol Sales, Booze, Credit Crunch, Drugs, England And Wales, Hell, Minimum Sales Price, Money, Newsflash, Price Increases, Pubs, Scotland, Scottish Government, Silent Majority, Special Offers, Squares, Stealth Tax, Supermarket, Tiny Minority