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		<title>THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Professor of Economics explains the TAX SYSTEM IN BEER. . THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100.If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this.. The first [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><strong><span style="color: black; font-size: large;">A Professor of Economics  explains the TAX SYSTEM IN BEER. .</span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br />
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</span><span style="color: black; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">THE TAX  SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER</span></p>
<p>Suppose that once a week, ten men  go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100.If they paid their bill  the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this..</p>
<p>The first  four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.<br />
The fifth would pay £1.<br />
The  sixth would pay £3.<br />
The seventh would pay £7.<br />
The eighth would pay  £12.<br />
The ninth would pay £18.<br />
And the tenth man (the richest) would pay  £59.<br />
So, that&#8217;s what they  decided to do.The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy  with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem.  &#8220;Since you are all such good customers,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to reduce the cost  of your weekly beer by £20.&#8221; Drinks for the ten men would now cost just  £80.<span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span><strong><strong> </strong></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">The  group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four  men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other  six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that  everyone would get his fair share? They realized that £20 divided by six is  £3.33 but if they subtracted that from everybody&#8217;s share then not only would the  first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth  and sixth man would each end up being  paid to drink his beer.</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">So, the  bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man&#8217;s bill by a  higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they  had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each  should now pay.</span></p>
<p>And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid  nothing (a100% saving).<br />
The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33%  saving).<br />
The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).<br />
The  eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).<br />
The ninth man now paid  £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).<br />
And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of  £59 (a 16% saving).<br />
Each of the  last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for  free.<span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;"> But,  once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. &#8220;I only got £1 out  of the £20 saving,&#8221; declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, &#8220;but he  got £10!&#8221;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">&#8220;Yeah,  that&#8217;s right,&#8221; exclaimed the fifth man. &#8220;I only saved a £1 too. It&#8217;s unfair that  he got ten times more benefit than me!&#8221;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">&#8220;That&#8217;s  true!&#8221; shouted the seventh man. &#8220;Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2?  The wealthy get all the breaks!&#8221;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">&#8220;Wait a  minute,&#8221; yelled the first four men in unison, &#8220;we didn&#8217;t get anything at all.  This new tax system exploits the poor!&#8221; The nine men surrounded the tenth and  beat him up.</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
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<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">The  next week the tenth man didn&#8217;t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had  their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered  something important &#8211; they didn&#8217;t have enough money between all of them to pay  for even half of the bill!</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-small;"> </span></p>
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<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">And  that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax  system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get  the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being  wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">In fact,  they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat  friendlier.</span></p>
<p>David R.  Kamerschen, Ph.D.<br />
Professor of Economics.<br />
For those who understand, no  explanation is needed.<br />
For those who do not understand, no explanation is  possible</p>
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		<title>Nutt and Booze</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems. I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job &#8211; Go F**k [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Professor Nutt will just not go away. He now reckons that alcohol prices should be tripled. Yes tripled!!! Apparently this would stop young people drinking and save us all from alcohol related problems.</p>
<p>I have a simple message from the majority of the population, who actually enjoy a drink, to Nutt Job &#8211; Go F**k Yourself Moron!</p>
<p>Are we not taxed enough on booze? If I suffer later in life and have to use the NHS because of my drinking, guess what? I&#8217;ve bloody well paid for it through the tax on my beer each and every time I buy a pint.</p>
<p>Tripling the price on alcohol will send just about every pub and club out of business, less revenue will be made for the tax office, other taxes will have to rise to cover the shortfall and thousands of people will join the dole queue for which taxes will have to rise to cover this additional cost.</p>
<p>Do you really think this person should be taken seriously?</p>
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