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		<title>Ronaldo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari &#8211; rumours are that he dived from the car before it hit the barrier! The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10 yards away! Alex Ferguson, meanwhile, is claiming that the Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection. Witnesses [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after  writing of his Ferrari &#8211; rumours are that he dived from the car before it hit the  barrier!</p>
<p>The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not  10 yards away!</p>
<p>Alex Ferguson, meanwhile, is claiming that the Ferrari does not give Ronaldo  enough protection.</p>
<p>Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldo&#8217;s crash say he was only  lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over  10 times!!</p>
<p>Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that  Ronaldo&#8217;s car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and  inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other  vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately, following directions from Ronaldo,  arrested the nearest car driver.</p>
<p>Police are investigating why a player voted  the worlds best, and earns £140000 per week cannot take a corner.</p>
<p>&#8220;Anyway he  was all right, he was walking, added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the  only man in Manchester who can walk away from a massive car smash but spend five  minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down!</p>
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