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		<title>Sound Familiar?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[GORDON Brown last night dismissed calls to surrender his £123,000 a year pension when he is forced to stop being prime minister next June. Mr Brown was defiant in the face of City outrage despite the UK government&#8217;s annual operating loss of £100bn, rising to £1.5 trillion when the write-down of its banking assets is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GORDON Brown last night dismissed calls to surrender his £123,000 a year pension when he is forced to stop being prime minister next June.</p>
<p>Mr Brown was defiant in the face of City outrage despite the UK government&#8217;s annual operating loss of £100bn, rising to £1.5 trillion when the write-down of its banking assets is taken into account.</p>
<p>The prime minister said: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been building up this pension since I became an MP, it&#8217;s all completely legal and now you want to take it away because I&#8217;ve been catastrophically bad at my job and you&#8217;re looking for a scapegoat. What gives?&#8221;</p>
<p>He added: &#8220;Yes I&#8217;ve been in charge of financial regulation for 12 years, yes I encouraged the housing bubble, and yes I pissed billions up the wall giving pointless jobs to Labour voters, but I fail to see what any of this has to do with me being incredibly well off.&#8221;</p>
<p>Brown&#8217;s £3m pension pot is expected to cast the spotlight on the extravagant retirement packages of other failed politicians including Alistair Darling&#8217;s inexplicable £1.7m and the £1.5m awarded to John Prescott for being a national disgrace for 10 years.</p>
<p>Meanwhile Margaret Beckett has a fund worth £1.7m, and Tessa Jowell has £1m even though no-one has the faintest idea what either of these actually do.</p>
<p>Critics insist Mr Brown has a moral duty to hand back his pension fund as he will inevitably receive a multi-million pound advance for two volumes of eye-gougingly tedious memoirs which will end up in the bargain bucket at WH Smith within a fortnight.</p>
<p>Martin Bishop, head of pension rows at the Institute for Studies, said: &#8220;It&#8217;s a fascinating dynamic. The politicians blame the bankers, the bankers blame the politicians, and the ordinary taxpayer is down on all fours with a confused look on his face, being fucked at both ends.&#8221; </p>
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