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Latest Blog Posts
The Green Thing
Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environ
The Most Versatile Word
Is ‘FUCK’ the most versatile word in the English language? The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the English language.
A Mixture of Stuff
You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’. I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray. #hunglikeamoose I was
One-Liners Part1
1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I didn’t
Chuck Norris – Part 2
More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Nor
School – 1973 v 2023
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 –
Thoughts for the Week – #002
Welcome, welcome, welcome to another ‘thoughts for the week’. I have finally watched that South Park episode (Harry and Meghan), and it’s
Chuck Norris
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris we
Thoughts for the Week – #001
Russia assumes UN Security Council presidency Ok, this was a month ago, but for FUCK’s SAKE? What the actual fuck is going on in the World? To quote the
